Curse

abatage · Mar 01, 2006, 06:55 AM // 06:55

Oh another one I remember - back in Ascalon arena when my monk was like level 6 or something, I had healing, smiting, divine favour. So I'm in 1 on 1 with a ranger or something I don't remember, I can't do much damage to him, but I keep healing and he keeps attacking me, eventually my team kills everyone and eventually this guy. After we zone into the next match, I get spam-PM from this guy "NOOB WHY DID YOU KEEP HEALING THAT'S SO CHEAP!"

Just find it funny, but it was Ascalon arena I guess.

Jetdoc · Mar 01, 2006, 07:09 AM // 07:09

My first experience in competition arenas was with my PvE W/Mo shortly after he made it to Lion's Arch. That's right - no elites, only half of the skills available, etc.

After the first match I realized that I was completely overmatched and no one was targeting me until the end.

So...I come up with the novel idea to use my W/Mo as a HEALER, charging into battle and healing others instead of using attack skills. That's what paladins do after all in other games, right?

Needless to say, after 10 seconds my whopping 20 energy was drained and I was scrambling to do ANYTHING but chase around the enemy monk. In the end, I was the last party member left and was busy chasing around the enemy monk as the 3 members of the other team sat back and started synchronized dancing.

Mavrik · Mar 01, 2006, 05:22 PM // 17:22

I think we need a "fav PvP moments" thread for the braggers.

Funny incident for me was shortly after getting enchanter outfit for my mesmer. I was in Abaddon' Mouth looking for a group and there was this necro trying to do /rock so his character (very ugly one to) would be hugging my sexy mesmer. Well she/I were having none of that so I kept moving her around. Finally I got him to give up when I ran and stood inside a large male warrior. Well the necro didn't want to hug the warrior and I could not even be seen standing in him his armor was so big. So the necro left. The warrior probably wondere what the hell was going on though, some mesmer stands inside him and then waves as the necro leaves

William Sunrider · Mar 01, 2006, 08:37 PM // 20:37

Playing with guildies in the UW, FoW, Tombs (uw) and doing random missions for fun

MadOnion · Mar 01, 2006, 10:02 PM // 22:02

The RA memory that sticks out most for me was back in the days of E/Mo smite. I went into RA with a smite build (which I was very good with), and in the end of match, it was down to me against another team (4 people). I don't recall the team makeup (I have screens but I'm not at home), but it was great fun to see the reactions of both sides as I massacred them. I'll post a screen when I get home.

The Herbalizer · Mar 01, 2006, 10:48 PM // 22:48

Playing a team of four warrior as they charge towards us I cast spitful spirit on the middle one and they proceed to attack one of my team. They all die within seconds of each other. They res as it is the res mission and do the same again, I ss them and they die. Pretty funny as they did not realise what i did.

d3kst3r · Mar 02, 2006, 04:30 AM // 04:30

Was in Heroes Ascent playing balanced build. Enemy team had 8 monks. After a long and silent battle we won. Then out of nowhere someone from our team says: "8 monks and you still can't heal for sh*t."
Had us all cracking up laughing.

Nevin · Mar 02, 2006, 04:53 AM // 04:53

Too many of these stories, but in general. The typical..

*You kill enemy Target*
Enemy Target: omfg u nub spaming cheep skilz
*Enemy Target is ressed*
*Enemy Target comes after you while you're being manhandled by left over Enemy Team*
Enemey Target: lolol pwned cuz u suk
You: Yeah, it wasn't the life transfer, conjure phantasm or constant midnight signet, it was you and your rainbow dyed pvp armor.

But heres my most recent scenario against some W/R with a Victo's Blade blue drok's platemail and probably a plain old shield. (His health was degening, because he didn't have a constant regen)
Me: Victo's Blade sucks.
*We fight, I kill him in under 30 seconds*
*My team dies within 30 seconds as well and I'm getting interrupted left and right but still manage to be able to get Glad's Defense up*
*Enemy Target is ressed*
*He gets one hit on me before I die*
Enemy Target: it sucks but it beat u

The Real Roy Keane · Mar 02, 2006, 03:27 PM // 15:27

You might not all realise it, but stories about how you once singlehandedly p00ned an entire team aren't tickling my funny bone..

Retribution X · Mar 02, 2006, 04:06 PM // 16:06

the funniest time was prob when a mesmer was trying to interrupt me and hex my W/R in Random

He used backfire, and Power spike, Power Leak, Power Block, and screamed at what a hacker i was because it wouldn't work.

Francis Demeules · Mar 02, 2006, 07:01 PM // 19:01

I was in RA, my teams was: Player 1 (myself has IW mesmer), Player 2 (Necro), Player 3 (Monk), Player 4 (Monk). So, I saw that I was the tank in this team. At the start of the fight. The team got 4 message from the nec:

-I am using Blood is Power on Player 1
-I am using Blood is Power on Player 3
-I am using Blood is Power on Player 4
-I am using Blood Renewal on Player2

Player 2 dies

/Clap
Player 3 & 4 laugh

Player 2 left the party.

fintor · Mar 02, 2006, 07:12 PM // 19:12

This is something i posted in the "Biggest Jerk" thread but it is still the funniest thing that i have seen in game. Keep in mind that this was in the Courtyard of ToPK